comical corrections to local tabloids we refer to as "newspapers".

10.04.2011

Dolph's Gold Emporium

Alles in Ordnung! Where quality is job one.

Preseason Can't Start Soon Enough

This Place Is Terrible

Looks like he just discovered there will be "No Presents for Christmas" under the tree at his "Mansion in Darkness".

8.04.2011

A Cinderella Story

Good to see he wisely invested in an Apple heavy portfolio after Caddyshack.
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6.05.2010

Sean Of The Undead, INDEED!

...safeguarding... meaning scaring the theives off with his devillock.

when she won't say yes...

tell her no.
she'll say yes.

communist, red bull addict and jerry only love child.

she looked so good in red, american nightmare WE'RE runnin' scared.
looking for Hitler.
He never showed at his Roast.

My Personal Ode to the Neverending Roller Derby Breakup.


"YEAH! YEAH! FIRE! FIIIIIRRRRRE!" -Beavis The Great.


fought in a battle to the death..

and lost May 31st, 2010, 
fighting over being the race car piece.

Her Arrival To Her Golden Jubilee...

she exposed her diamond mania.
it took her 50 years to tell he sovereignty of God, His kingdom within us, and his diamond.

1.29.2010

when a hero comes along...

 
... and decides to carry oooon the work of satan and king diamond.

out of seclusion.

 
"superman" returns from some underground bunker in germany, 
hair neatly parted on the right.

i-pad... or i-reiche?

 
command your legion with the flick of the finger!

speechless.

i still voted for him ahahah.

catcher in the RYE, RYE, RYE, MY DARLIN'

 
i'll be seein' you IIIINNNN HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL.

1.19.2010

death becomes her.


when i got the music, i gotta place to go.

1.18.2010

cukoo for COCO tufts.


walk among us... non-late-night-with-jay-leno fans.

sexting.



...and a disappointing flacid looking penis picture. 

1.17.2010

i'm going straight to hell!

DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200.

he also left behind all of the green properties, and a squat on baltic ave.

layovers are a bitch!


("to kill your family" if you can't read it, it's in pencil)

one ring... to rule them all!



eek!

as elusive as they sometimes are, all stalkers prefer meeting you, rather than stalking at a distance. especially if they have no short term memory.

love at first stalk.


there's no love like love at first stalk.

KILLIN' YANKEEHS


brad pitt's ongoing effort to thwart derek jeter from winning any more statistical awards through the power of death metal.
please refer to previous posting to get my mildly hilarious caption.

golden globes coverage

... and was escorted directly to the makeup dept. to conceal his diamond mania.

I CAN'T QUIT YOU!


official death mask photo.

next epic role, right after mr. mom.


well this is just silly, but it would have been too obvious to make him into adolf gibson.

black horseman?


uh... i voted for him. this is most likely why.

the power of diamond compelled him.


self explanatory.

man bit by spider!


... Norwegian death metal spider. 

i'm sorry mrs. jackson whoooo !


actual first draft of the 20 dollar bill.

mvp or s.s.? hmmm..


thank you mik for illustrating what every met's fan is thinking...