when a hero comes along...

 

... and decides to carry oooon the work of satan and king diamond.

out of seclusion.

 

"superman" returns from some underground bunker in germany, 

hair neatly parted on the right.

i-pad... or i-reiche?

 

command your legion with the flick of the finger!

speechless.

i still voted for him ahahah.

catcher in the RYE, RYE, RYE, MY DARLIN'

 

i'll be seein' you IIIINNNN HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL.

b. i said b.a., b.a.c., b.a.c.on. bacon yea yea yea yea yea, baaaaaacon.

come sail away, come sail away, come and sail away with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

death becomes her.

when i got the music, i gotta place to go.

cukoo for COCO tufts.

walk among us... non-late-night-with-jay-leno fans.

sexting.

...and a disappointing flacid looking penis picture. 

i'm going straight to hell!

DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200.

he also left behind all of the green properties, and a squat on baltic ave.

layovers are a bitch!

("to kill your family" if you can't read it, it's in pencil)

one ring... to rule them all!

eek!

as elusive as they sometimes are, all stalkers prefer meeting you, rather than stalking at a distance. especially if they have no short term memory.

love at first stalk.

there's no love like love at first stalk.

KILLIN' YANKEEHS

brad pitt's ongoing effort to thwart derek jeter from winning any more statistical awards through the power of death metal.

please refer to previous posting to get my mildly hilarious caption.

golden globes coverage

... and was escorted directly to the makeup dept. to conceal his diamond mania.

I CAN'T QUIT YOU!

official death mask photo.

next epic role, right after mr. mom.

well this is just silly, but it would have been too obvious to make him into adolf gibson.

black horseman?

uh... i voted for him. this is most likely why.

the power of diamond compelled him.

self explanatory.

man bit by spider!

... Norwegian death metal spider. 

i'm sorry mrs. jackson whoooo !

actual first draft of the 20 dollar bill.

mvp or s.s.? hmmm..

thank you mik for illustrating what every met's fan is thinking...