comical corrections to local tabloids we refer to as "newspapers".

6.05.2010

Sean Of The Undead, INDEED!

...safeguarding... meaning scaring the theives off with his devillock.

when she won't say yes...

tell her no.
she'll say yes.

communist, red bull addict and jerry only love child.

she looked so good in red, american nightmare WE'RE runnin' scared.
looking for Hitler.
He never showed at his Roast.

My Personal Ode to the Neverending Roller Derby Breakup.


"YEAH! YEAH! FIRE! FIIIIIRRRRRE!" -Beavis The Great.


fought in a battle to the death..

and lost May 31st, 2010, 
fighting over being the race car piece.

Her Arrival To Her Golden Jubilee...

she exposed her diamond mania.
it took her 50 years to tell he sovereignty of God, His kingdom within us, and his diamond.