comical corrections to local tabloids we refer to as "newspapers".

8.04.2011

A Cinderella Story

Good to see he wisely invested in an Apple heavy portfolio after Caddyshack.
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6.05.2010

Sean Of The Undead, INDEED!

...safeguarding... meaning scaring the theives off with his devillock.

when she won't say yes...

tell her no.
she'll say yes.

communist, red bull addict and jerry only love child.

she looked so good in red, american nightmare WE'RE runnin' scared.
looking for Hitler.
He never showed at his Roast.

My Personal Ode to the Neverending Roller Derby Breakup.


"YEAH! YEAH! FIRE! FIIIIIRRRRRE!" -Beavis The Great.


fought in a battle to the death..

and lost May 31st, 2010, 
fighting over being the race car piece.

Her Arrival To Her Golden Jubilee...

she exposed her diamond mania.
it took her 50 years to tell he sovereignty of God, His kingdom within us, and his diamond.

1.29.2010

when a hero comes along...

 
... and decides to carry oooon the work of satan and king diamond.

out of seclusion.

 
"superman" returns from some underground bunker in germany, 
hair neatly parted on the right.

i-pad... or i-reiche?

 
command your legion with the flick of the finger!

speechless.

i still voted for him ahahah.

catcher in the RYE, RYE, RYE, MY DARLIN'

 
i'll be seein' you IIIINNNN HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL.

1.19.2010

death becomes her.


when i got the music, i gotta place to go.

1.18.2010

cukoo for COCO tufts.


walk among us... non-late-night-with-jay-leno fans.

sexting.



...and a disappointing flacid looking penis picture.